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08-04-2007
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Hitlerjugend and Jesus.
Poland. World War 2.
A young Hitlerjugend militian is aiming his Mauser Kar98-K rifle at an unaware Polish worker a few hundred meters away. Carefully, he chambers a round and sets aim to hit the poor bugger right in his backhead. He is about to squeeze the trigger, when a sweet harp sound and an almost blinding white light right out from the sky strikes the ground, and then Jesus Christ, the Saviour himself, appears in front of him, great in all his glory. -Stop!-, Jesus Christ says with solemn authority. -You shall not shoot that man, and you will not!- -Why shouldn't I?-, the Hitlerjugend boy asks. -Because that man, one day, will be Pope!- -And... what about me?- -Oh, you'll be too. Right past him.-
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